Won't They EVER Learn?
posted by VMM at 3:24 AM
November 28, 2004
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2 Comments:
Here's what the think must have been:
We despiratly need someone who can strut up and down the sidlines, puffing his chest out and calling the coach a wanker. Someone who at a moments notice can walk slowly into any game situation and throw a bullet-like incompletion, while simultaneously able to blame any of his own faults on the offencive line, recievers and coaching staff. Oh yes, he must also be willing to work for a bucket of chicken wings and some stale porn....Get Jeff George on the line.
Well put!
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