"From now on, he'll be giving bad haircuts in the Stateville Prison."
To those who doubt the current administration's ability to fight the war on terror, I've got some pretty big news for you:
WE CAUGHT AL' QAEDA'S BARBER
That's right, a mere 49 months after September 11, and we got the guy that cuts their hair.
(Though this really puts a damper on my standard line whenever I see an Osama Bin Laden on TV: "...and yet his barber walks a free man.")
posted by VMM at 4:14 PM
2 Comments:
I hear he is a master at converting a giant "fuck off" beard into a slightly different giant "fuck off" beard.
If we get his tailor, we'll strike a REAL blow -for freedom.
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