November 20, 2009

Sarah Palin: Ludicrous and Dangerous are Not Mutually Exclusive

From the Front Row Washington Blog, a turnaround characterization to quote for the ages:

But Palin’s claims of victory for the plaintiffs and of playing a role in achieving that victory are highly distorted, said the chief attorney for the approximately 32,000 plaintiffs that sued Exxon over damages from the worst oil-tanker spill in U.S. waters.

“That is the most cockamamie bullshit,” said Dave Oesting of Anchorage, lead plaintiff attorney in the private litigants’ civil case against Exxon and its successor, Exxon Mobil Corp. “She didn’t have a damn thing to do with it, and she didn’t know what it was about.”

And here is the metaphor:



YES, IT'S A FLYING BANANA.

6 Comments:

Blogger The Front said...

What's the wrong thing to give an attention whore?

November 20, 2009 at 10:12 PM  
Blogger JAB said...

An attention-condom?

November 20, 2009 at 11:18 PM  
Blogger The Front said...

A governorship?

November 22, 2009 at 8:10 PM  
Blogger The Front said...

A vice-presidential candidacy?

November 22, 2009 at 8:10 PM  
Blogger The Front said...

A book contract?

November 22, 2009 at 8:10 PM  
Blogger The Front said...

Space Ghost: "The pod! It's feeding off the ray!"

Moltar: "So STOP SHOOTING IT!"

November 22, 2009 at 8:15 PM  

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