I love this country

I find myself supporting most of these.  Most popular petitions at whitegouse.gov:

• Let Texas secede
• Legalize weed
• Recount the election
• Mandatory labeling of GMOs
• Repeal Obamacare
• Require free access to taxpayer-funded research
• Impeach Obama
• Let the states decide to legalize weed
• outlaw offending prophets of major religions
• Let Louisiana secede
• Let Florida secede

But this is the one that demands the attention of all right-thinking citizens.