The lid is tight on Anchorage's new "brand," to be revealed next week.
To honor the most ancient Isengard.gov traditions, I propose we immediately make light of this effort with our own suggested branding of Anchorage, Alaska:
"The Internet Tubes Crossroads of the World"
"Anchorage is for Stalkers"
"A Bridge Too Far"
"An Enthusiastic Tributary of British Petroleum"
"Your AM Talk Radio Fairyworld"
"Cash, Grass or Ass- No Rides For Free"
"The McKinley Building Is Finished"
"If Anything Ever Happens in Anchorage, It Will Probably Stay There"
"We Envy Phonenix"
Dr. X posts this from an Internet Cafe in Redwood City:
ReplyDelete"Not as cold as Talkeetna!"
I don't have any new suggestions, just a couple of variations on your excellent ones:
ReplyDelete"No Cash, Grass or Ass- Everyone Rides for Free"
"The McKinley Building is Almost Finished"
"Anchorage is for Fuckheads"
"It's better than Fairbanks."
ReplyDeleteWilder About Anchorage!
ReplyDeleteNow 20% more Begichey!
Dr. X posts this from the Cappucino bar at Google:
ReplyDelete"I like(d) Anchorage, really. My issue has always been one of opportunity cost, hence:
"If you can afford to come here you could to go to Paris instead."
As a formerly happy resident of the city in question, I submit:
ReplyDelete"Hoping to lose just enough permanent residents to make Wal-Mart go away."