July 10, 2009

Surely this guarantees victory

Mora and Goodell climb Ranier. Only question mark seems to be the quarterback position - if Matt is good to go, well, yes, playoffs. It says so here.

But even if he is healthy, there is a lack of depth at the position... And, frankly, the offense is light on impact players - they really could use a game-changer - a breakaway threat, maybe someone who could run the wildcat in the Red Zone.

Not too many of those guys out there of course, especially not many with playoff experience.

Sure he's tough to coach, but Mora and Knapp have coached him before...you can't leave players off your team just because they have strong personalities...

C'mon Jim, the phones right there...dial the number...you know you want to...

July 09, 2009

This is better than the Tour de France

Annnnnd...now it's Ensign with new disclosures of hush (?) money paid to his mistress's family...

Mr. Sanford, Ms. Palin - your move!

(Stanley Fish defends Palin and Sanford here.)

Anselm Kiefer On Stage

Anselm Kiefer, the German painter, creates a fascinating looking play I'd like to see. His references to bombing destruction has an relationship to my interest in the WWII Allied air effort campaign; Kiefer makes art about renewed life from the twisted metal, concrete and dust; I'm looking at the sky, aluminum, violence, menace and salvation.

July 08, 2009

Poems of the Arctic!

There are strange things done in the midnight sun

By the men who moil for gold;

The Arctic trails have their secret tales

That would make your blood run cold;

The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,

But the queerest on CNN,

Was that day of strange zeal by Lake Lucille,

Self-cremate did Sarah Palin.

The Audacity of Mope


Emo Bunny doesn't expect you fascists to understand his art.

July 07, 2009

Take That, Capitalism

It appears that the Government may have come to the remarkable conclusion that regulations in the energy markets might be just ducky.

Bully for the Republic, I say!

July 06, 2009

4th Dimension, Visualizations

A fascinating pop science video introduction to visualizing 4th dimensional polyhedrons.

To me there is something of an aesthetic and to a lesser extent geometric echo between these and some of the compositional elements I'm interested in in my work, where I am trying to evoke a sense of a person passing through both observed time and the memory of that time.

The still object of a painting often does not represent stillness any more than it represents flatness. It is a two dimensional object that tends to create illusions of both space and time, but perceptually and emotionally, rather than mathematically- however, I notice some interesting similarities between the actual path of my 2-d lines, particularly while being made, and the path of the 2-d video representations of a 4th dimensional polyhedron passing through the illusion of 3-d space, which of course is actually represented by 2-d space.

The math? Sorry, not in my job description.

In a Minor Break in the Micheal Jackson News, Obama Chills Russia Out

What seems to be a very significant agreement with Russia on nuclear arms reduction.

July 05, 2009

Speaking of the National Stage

Actually, there was an Alaskan woman who had a positive contribution to our country this weekend.

The Bitch is NPD

Sarah Palin made a lot more sense to me after I read this, in Todd Purdum's Vanity Fair article:

More than once in my travels in Alaska, people brought up, without prompting, the question of Palin’s extravagant self-regard. Several told me, independently of one another, that they had consulted the definition of “narcissistic personality disorder” in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders—“a pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy”—and thought it fit her perfectly.

Oddly, Bill Kristol's criticism of the article singled out that paragraph:

Is there any real chance that "several" Alaskans independently told Purdum that they had consulted the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders? I don’t believe it for a moment. I’ve (for better or worse) moved in pretty well-educated circles in my life, and I’ve gone decades without “several” people telling me they had consulted the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.

All I can say to Kristol (apart from "This republic cannot endure any more of your jokes, Sir!") is "Clearly, you've never worked for a narcissicist." Because, if he had, he'd know that the DSM article makes the rounds. (I have, and it did.) Further, if I were a political consultant, one who'd worked my way up, I'd have the DSM for NPD memorized, because it's a singular occupational hazard. In politics, you don't want to work for an NPD, because they aren't going anywhere.

The first reason NPDs aren't suited to politics is that they make too many enemies. Part of Palin's original popularity was that she was willing to "stand up to the corrupt Republican establishment." Another way to look at this is that she wasn't sane enough to make play nice with the Republican establishment. Her being elected Governor in the first place was a fluke, and her getting the GOB veep nod was a fluke, squared. She had no future, and has no future, as a politician.

The second reason NPDs fail at politics: they can't take criticsm. It drives them to do even crazier things, and I think we've just witnessed one of them.

I've said it more than once, and I'll say it again: within five years, she'll be selling real estate.

A couple of interesting notes

I can't even keep up, but these caught my eye:

Palin possibly envisioning third-party presidential run

Palin's Douchebag Threatens To Sue Us!

Palin's attorney, Thomas Van Flein, threatens to sue progressive bloggers like Shannyn Moore for publishing rumors about a possible federal indictment for embezzlement. I've done so too; so to keep things legally safe, I should clarify that Sarah Palin is an ignorant, unstable, self-aggrandizing evil crypto-fascist BEE-Atch who according to rumors may be facing a federal indictment for embezzlement.





July 04, 2009

And then...it got even weirder

(CNN) -- Alaskan Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell, who will succeed Gov. Sarah Palin after she leaves office this month, called Palin Alaska's greatest gift to the United States on Saturday.

"I was very surprised at first," he said of Palin's decision to resign, which he said she told him Wednesday.

"But then as she began to explain why she was doing it, I began to see it was Sarah Palin, once again, moving to put Alaska's interest first," Parnell told CNN.


Ahem, three points to make here...
  • The only Alaskans who have actually accomplished something on the national stage (as opposed to embarrassing the entire State) are Carlos Boozer and Trajan Langdon.
  • Quitting as governor midway through your first term is not "putting Alaska first", unless you're a Democrat. Lisa Murkowski agrees, saying: "I am deeply disappointed that the governor has decided to abandon the state and her constituents before her term has concluded."
  • Both Palin and her putative successor have alluded this weekend to the brevity of life. Umm, anything else either of you would like to tell us?

Programming: correct!

We were playing 20 questions in the car today. The clue was: a man who is old.

The 4 year-old said: "John McCain?"

Something Awful Apologizes For Bringing Down Sarah Palin

Recommended reading.

July 03, 2009

Obama's good, but this is mastery

I've been collecting things - movies, music, books, articles - that my boys are too young for now, but which will be compulsory for them at some point in the next few years. Suggestions welcome.

This is very high on that list.

Don't mess with true love

I link to Marshall's brilliant and probably correct advice to Mark Sanford: Just go be with her!

Politics, power, family, one's position in society - all of these things are important. But I cannot shake the feeling that Sanford really loved that woman in Argentina. Really loved her.

And I'm having a tough time visualizing success for his return home to "learn how to love" his wife again. Jenny Sanford, former Wall Street executive, has said "I believe enduring love is primarily a commitment and an act of will, and for a marriage to be successful, that commitment must be reciprocal." Uhhh, I don't know...I've been married for eight years, and if I had to choose words to describe my love for my wife, I'm not sure "act of will" would be among them.

(As for commitment, I am in favor of it. My one little caveat there would be that it must not only be reciprocal - it must be bearable by humans.)

So Sanford walks away from something resembling genuine love, and back to a disaffected wife who is running her thoughts on him by a sympathetic press ("I admire her investment-banker steel" says Ruth Marcus). I'm just trying to think if there is any logic system extant under which that plan makes sense.

Prince Humperdink put it best...
You truly love each other and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the story books say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will.
Whichever path Sanford chooses, he will deserve, and get to live with, the consequences.

Jon Stewart is less understanding.

A happy little book

Illustrated by Sendak, this edgy little book of nursery rhymes is excellent. The current favorite around our house:
Tom tied a kettle to the tail of a cat;
Jill put a stone in the blind man's hat;
Bob threw his grandmother down the stairs -
And they all grew up ugly and nobody cares!

Palin: Was It GOP Blackmail?

I'm hearing some background from knowledgeable Alaskans on Palin, but I stress, only speculation: the theory is that GOP heavyweights associated with Mitt Romney have some kind of serious yet unreported dirt on Palin, and gave Palin options: resign gracefully, and get out of Romney's way, or get buried with full force. No evidence save her shaken look and performance, and the bizzare timing; but Romney is the immediate beneficiary.

Let me restate: there is no direct evidence for this, but I give the possibility some credibility, because the resignation of a sitting governor in a serious position to run for president is not a trivial matter, because there are other investigations bubbling around her, and because her explanation made very little sense. What was the compelling reason to resign 2 and a half years in? Wicked Photoshoppers at Something Awful were mean to Trig? She wanted to save the state from her lame duck status? Resignation suggests folding to outside pressure.

I would at least suggest scrutiny of Romney's behavior now.

UPDATE:

Tonight's leading candidate for an oncoming Palin scandal is an investigation for embezzlement related to the infamous Wasilla sports complex that threw the tiny town into serious debt while Palin was Mayor, and the materials and labor for construction of her large lakeside house.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-07-03/did-a-scandal-sink-the-uss-palin/?cid=hp:mainpromo2

Holy Socks! She Bailed Because of Something Awful?

"I think much of it had to do with the kids seeing their baby brother Trig mocked by some pretty mean-spirited adults recently." - Gov. Palin, in resignation speech.

Here is the photoshop contest thread in question.

On Palin: Our Official Guess

Based on the timing and the priceless, rambling, unprepared press conference that stressed helping the cause while out of office, our official guess is that necessity rather than ambition is driving Palin's resignation, and you can expect some sort of new ethical nastiness emerging very soon.

Today's Urgent Headlines Today: Why Is Sarah Palin Resigning?

-Vows to Break Record Set by Octomom.

- Devoting More Time to Looking at a Picture of Jesus Next to the Bathroom Mirror

- Jealous of All the Attention Michael Jackson is Getting

- Has Been Called to do the Lord's Work in Fighting Health Care Reform

- Blowing Unspent Federal Stimulus Money in Vegas

- Schedule Conflict With XM Magazine Photo Shoot

- Needs More Time to Haunt John McCain Like a Dark, Soul-Sucking Shadow

- Running for Long-Coveted Position of Dairy Queen

- Felt a Strange Compulsion to Locate, Visit Russia

- Jealous of All the Attention Mark Sanford is Getting.

- Taking Recreational Drilling Rig to Yosemite

- Going with the Flow and Entering Professional Comedy

- To Spend More Time With Family, Figuring Out How To Use Them For Personal Gain

- Fearful of What Will Happen As World Respect Is Restored to the United States and Must Take Action

- Wants to Fulfill Lifelong Dream of Losing A Republican Presidential Primary in Own State.

- Running for Governor of a State that Will Truly Appreciate Her, Like West Tennessee

- Surprise Provision in Doritos Endorsement Contract Prohibits Continuing to Serve The People

- Jealous of All the Attention John and Kate Plus Eight Couple is Getting

- Entering Tour De France

- Was Finally Accepted as Freshman at University of Washington

- Jealous of all the Attention Pauly Shore is Getting

Palin Not Running Again

Here

P.S., way to get scooped, Anchorage Daily News.

Brief Rant Favoring Extreme Partisanship

Welcome Sen. Franken.

At this glorious moment of generalized schaudenfreudery, there are many calls for the Democratic Party not to overstep itself, not to push too hard on health care, not to become arrogant, to look for balance, common ground etc, to include all parties at the table, etc.

Hogpatties.

The President makes something this case frequently, but what Obama means by this and Joe Liberman means by this are two rather different things. It is the latter I am done with.

The Republican Party as such has earned a right to be ignored and/or crushed, for as near as I can tell, the rest of my natural life.

I would be more disposed to the concept of political balance if I could honestly name a single policy, in the last thirty years, espoused by the right generally and the Republican party leadership specifically that has, in any significant way, personally benefited me. I can't think of one.

I can however think of many of their policies that have severely injured people I know and care about, sometimes literally, sometimes calling half-legal medical services begging medical advice for a friend just hit by a car, watching people dragged off into the gaping bowels of the prison industry, sometimes noting the frightening change in the color of the sky.

If I had to guess, most of the people I know have less money in real terms than they otherwise would have, have less access to health care, have less affordable housing, less access to college educations, less benefit from college educations, less benefit from apprenticeships, worse public schools, far less predictability, satisfaction and reliability in work, work longer hours at for lower wages, have fewer legal and social freedoms, have less independence in their working lives, have in fact a nation in decline (until with any luck the last few months), and not the least of it, have a rapidly deteriorating planetary ecosystem.

Unless Obama can break us out of the deep ditch these assorted Social Darwinist policies have dug us, most American children have a deeply craptastic future to contemplate before they are spit out into the tender mercies of the world economy in a severely deteriorating world ecosystem in 20 years.

I should say now that I have hope that the President's leadership is significant, and there really is hope. More to the point, there really is no functional alternative to hope. And so I am utterly out of patience with obstructionists operating purely from a habit of personal gain, scanning their surroundings for yet another mark, looking for new wealth at the suffering of their fellow countrymen, a wealth intended to be piled on pointlessly on existing wealth arising 99 times out of 100 from pre-existing privilege.

But what is our Republican heritage now? A cultural divided country. Less expensive, lower quality manufactured goods at the cost of decent wages? Gas was historically cheap I suppose. And what a complete disaster that is. De-regulating phones and travel, well, those were cheaper, at costs to wages and perhaps irreversible costs to the environment. We did get loads of high interest credit cards, and easy loans on wildly distorted property values while our real wages declined. Food is also cheaper, at least by the calorie. Please note my fat ass.

I can go on. But the U.S. was severely weakened in this period, and the truth is the earth is starting to die.

As it is, after many, many years of hearing these arguments, and until the Bush Administration trying very hard to respect the other side, I've completely given up on the idea that compromise and respect for the right-wing policy makers is beneficial. The growth in right wing racist violence, endlessly winked at by half-assed fascists in the media, might be a bit of trigger there.

Compromise among the great diversity of genuine beliefs and cultural values in America, I am all for. But for the Republican power structure, the leadership as it is? If the opportunity presents itself, and it might, I recommend a policy of political isolation and eventual eradication. If from its ashes a Libertarian and a Christianist party (particularly localized ones), I'm all for it; I will be delighted to battle them in the realm of actual ideas. These are genuine American political cultures.

But for the crypto-fascist, ego-capitalist, aspiring tyrants, liars, idolaters and tools, by which I mean the contemporary Republican party? I have no time to argue with grifters and con-men. I support whatever works to crush this cancer, velvet glove or iPhone fist.

50 Terrible Vehicles

If your magazine publishes a "worst of " list the writing better be breezy and sharp, like a dust-devil full of scalpel blades.

There was a time when 90 horsepower was a lot, and that time was 1932. Fifty years later, it was bupkis, especially under the hood of Chevy's beloved Mustang-fighter, the Camaro. As the base engine for the redesigned 1982 Camaro (and Pontiac Firebird), the 2.5-liter, four-cylinder "Iron Duke" was the smallest, least powerful, most un-Camaro-like engine that could be and, like the California Corvette, it was connected to a low-tech three-speed slushbox. So equipped, the Iron Duke Camaro had 0-60 mph acceleration of around 20 seconds, which left Camaro owners to drum their fingers while school buses rocketed past in a blur of yellow.

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