September 05, 2003

SORRY I MISSED THAT LECTURE

BERGMAN: Oh, here's a s-excuse me, thank you very much, here's a special announcement that just came in...

PROCTOR: Yeah?

BERGMAN: ...from the Dean of the Engineering of University of Idaho...

PROCTOR: Oh. Okay. Let's read that.

BERGMAN: ...he says: Attention all students and audits taking High Energy Statistics 431-uh-Please disregard in its entirety Professor Gogson's lecture of Tuesday last entitled 'Shortcuts to the Fission State of Paramagical Approach'. Uh, all, uh, programs written on University mainframe computers using Professor Gogson's so-called high-compression information factor should be immediately de-written, and all so-called 'Houses of Eternal Life'...

PROCTOR: Hm...

BERGMAN: ...constructed, uh, from information pursuant to that lecture should be immediately destroyed. Professor Gogson has been placed on indefinite international leave and Mr. Ericson, the uh, instruction, uh, leader will take over his teaching duties. Well. That's certainly a surprise.

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