BARRISTAS DON SCARIEST COSTUMES

Must report a frighteningly subtle costume my local indy cafe barristas donned this morning at Still Life Cafe; with Fremont infested by no less than three of the green unholies (in the form of Torrefazione, Peets, and La Bete itself), they all put on Starbucks bibs. It was perfect - took about five seconds to realize our sweet, cheerful latte-slingers sported the mark of Starbucks (insert appropriate german word) , and just as the dawning horror began to grip you they spilled the beans, so to speak. Scared the crap out of everyone.