I'D SUE IF I WERE TALLER

One vignette in Chelsea Walls, a sort of Dogma-95 style digital Ethan Hawke trifle that came out last year, features Vince D'Onofrio - in goatee and #2 buzz cut- as a New York oil painter who indirectly tries to get fellow Chelsea Hotel lost bohemian Uma Thurman to go out for a cup of coffee. Note photo.