WHAT WOULD YOU NAME THE PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE?

ok, I'll start.
"Last Tango on Paris"
"Crazy Drunk Rich Chicks Gone Wild"
"Paris on a Moron" {Paris Mon Amour...Paris on a Moron... get it?}
"Who Wants to Watch Some Guy Bang a Millionaire? Everyone, apparently."
"An American in Paris"
"The E True Hollywood Story, Part 1"

Thank you, I'll be here all the week.

["Comrades, View the Shameful Imperialist Degeneration - And Await the Rise of the Masses, if you know what I mean."
"Hey, the Rich can also fuck each other!"
"What Wasn't in the Trust Fund Mission Statement"
"We'll Always have Paris."

I can't top John Stewart again: "Sometimes when a man and a woman love each other very, very much, the man tapes them fucking and uploads it to the internet." -PWP]