GOVERNOR DECIDES INVESTIGATION OF GOVERNOR UNNECESSARY

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who promised after his election to seek an independent investigation into allegations that he groped or harassed women during his acting career, has changed his mind, an aide to the governor said Monday.

[What a relief! I was worried that an investigation would be necessary, but now that the governor has said that an investigation is not necessary, I will no longer be troubled by the thought that an investigation will be necessary. -LoM]

[That's two big piles for him to step in this week - one wonders what Chirstmas will bring! -PWP]