THE TERRIFYING NEW WAR MACHINE

Dissatisfied with the mediocre child-maiming results of the civilian model, Pentagon anticipates that Segway robots will dominate the unobstructed paved electricity-abundant battlefield of the future.

Ah yes, the final act of the classic inventor's scam..."we are this close to a big order from the government that will put this company in the black!"

[See this related commentary. -LoM]