AMAZING BUT TRUE! COINCIDENCES FROM WRITING THE HEADLINE BLOG -

1. I write about elephants rampaging: elephants RAMPAGE the SAME DAY!
2. A crack about Seattle Parking - next day, I get TWO tickets!
3. A series of robot jokes, suddenly we get REAL ROBOT scientists!
4. The joke: Sadaam: "They'll Never Look in Here," which suggests the image of a tiny little hiding place, iis followed a couple days later by his capture in A TINY LITTLE HOLE!
5. I relentless mock the moon plan, and it ISN'T MENTIONED in the State of the Union Address!
6. "Weapons of Ass Instruction" Joke Appears TWO WEEKS LATER on CBS's Craig Kilborn Show!