THE TWIT WIT' THE BIG EARS, HE DONE IT

Diana crash investigation underway, tabloids reporting she feared Prince Charles would have her killed in a car accident, and her butler has a letter proving it.

Just one thing - if you knew Prince Charles was tampering with your car and trying to kill you, wouldn't you consider wearing a seat belt? "The only person inside the car who wore a seatbelt was the bodyguard, who survived..."