MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH

We were minutes away from being told that a huge asteroid would hit the earth in 36 hours.

[As much as it pains you and me to have missed that, imagine how the folks at CNN and Fox News feel. Although I suppose Fox News would lead with John Edwards patting a handicapped person on the head before going to the destruction-of-the-earth story. -MoF]

[It's too bad they didn't make the announcement - there would have been day-long outbreak of very high quality sex- PWP]