REPORT FROM THE KERRY TRAIL

After Kerry's triumphant appearance at the Seattle Sheraton last night, what everyone wants to know is, of course, how was Jamie portrayed in the national media? (all verified)

1) Heard shouting "when!" , waving hands on on C-SPAN
2) CNN camera pans rapidly past head at Kerry entrance
3) Raised hand on MSNBC
4) Feet walking beneath signs on Fox News shortly before nixing idea of telling reporter to give regards to "that cocksucker O'Reilly"
5) Heard on NPR in Thunderous WOO when Kerry announces Ashcroft to be dumped