ALASKANS STILL DOMINATE HILARIOUS DRUG CRIME FOLLIES

Hillside mushroom buy goes south (best if imagined with Benny Hill music). Why are the Alaska versions of these sorts of stories so oddly endearing - is it the descent from pathos to bathos? And the morals of the story? Make sure your dealer isn't such a cement head that selling mushrooms is too much hard work. And when you don't load your gun, have a large ebony elephant handy.