NEBRASKA'S NEW PUBLIC HEALTH ENEMY #1

Caffeine. The governor is obviously a tool of the soy coffee lobby. Ha ha, you laugh. Okay, let me spell it out for you. Number of coffee growers in Nebraska: 0. Number of soybean producers: 22,000. Do NOT confuse soy coffee with soy nuts, pasta, shakes, bars (note that these are doctor-formulated!), or soy diesel fuel.

Meanwhile, soybean prices are at their highest level of the past 15 years as demand outstrips supply. Is caffeine really the problem here?

[You have seen the studies indicating the high level of estrogen in soy products?-PWP]

[As a vegetarian and part-owner of a soybean farm, I can only assume those studies are promulgated by the Texas Beef Council. This is obviously an accurate account of the situation, it's by a doctor. -MoF ]