AND THEN THEY CAME FOR THE SUBDOMAINS

"Isn't this general knowledge? How can it be patented?"

This is a question that I've been asking over and over since business process patents came into being. I know, it hardly seems like a top priority these days, and I've every confidence that this administration or the next will get to it in due time. In the meanwhile, be careful how you swing.

[Brilliant - my son has already breached the swing patent, so his college fund is bound to be wiped out by the ensuing litigation. Perhaps I could patent "a method of extortion utilizing mechanisms of the U.S. patent office." - MoF ]