EXCELLENT INSIGHT FROM FARK

In an otherwise routine Photoshop contest on Fark ("Photoshop what it would be like if we had a L337 |-|ax0R as president"), we get this profound insight:

One Photoshopper names the following government officials:
Bill Gates - VP
C-3PO - Sec of State
Worf- Sec of Defense
Lara Craft - Nat'l Security Advisor

This attracts flames because Bill Gates is not cool, and Lara Croft is something all nerds have now claim to have outgrown (30 million units sold, last time I checked). Which prompts this extraordinary defense. I quote:

"If Bush was a geek, he wouldn't be a very leet one.
- His VP would have conflict of interests in business
- His secretary of state would be a knowledgable pushover.
- His SecDef would be a "bad ass" (note quotes)
- At lease one member of the cabinet would be a hot chick who he could never have."