Farewell Cold War Tension

Remember when we hated and feared the Russian's and they were the very best at the game of hockey? Remember how we cheered as our team of beloved upstarts beat the Russians in Lake Placid. All our hatred and fear could be expressed and released in 3 periods of all out controlled violence.

It is with great sadness and melancholy that we see our former foes are still the very best at hockey, but now they are playing on our team--Russians Go First in NHL Draft

What will take the place of hockey in the "New World Order"? Cricket? Curling? Beheading relay? Whatever it is, it won't be the same. Gosh I miss the Cold War.