September 15, 2004

This Just In

Satire is now legal in Texas.

President Bush was quoted as saying "we need a strong state power and must have it. But I am not calling for totalitarianism." Oh, sorry, that was Putin.

1 Comments:

Blogger JAB said...

"On hearing this ruling, I copiously soiled myself," admitedly the usually dapper Denton county official.

September 15, 2004 at 10:05 AM  

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