You Might Be The President
If you are not certain where America fought the Korean War,
You might be the President
If you quote Winston Churchill "We will fight in the fighting rings, and shoot on the beaches, and defend on the ranches, and near the battleplaces, and we will not give up or even surrender,"
You might be the President
If you believe scientific research is four out of five dentists recommending Trident gum,
You might be the President
If you think "America" has two syllables and "nuclear" four,
You might be the President
If you think the capital of Asia is Chinatown,
You might be the President
If one day you notice that Rupert Murdoch is giving you a hand job,
you might be the President
If Jesus is telling you to save the poor mostly through tax-deferred health care savings accounts,
You might be the President
If someone hands you a 4-color brochure titled "Alan Greenspan's Special Job"
You might be the President
If you don't remember not flying jets drunk in 1972,
You might be the President
If you think the Heavenly Father annointed special jews to give America the atomic bomb,
You might be the President
If you think Walter Cronkite is a fucking asshole,
You might be the President
If you blink for a full 17 seconds at the phrase "gay cowboy"
You might be the President
If someone mentions cocaine and Osama Bin Laden in the same sentence, and your nose itches before you change the subject,
You might be the President
posted by JAB at 6:09 PM
1 Comments:
If you think wisdom comes from God, while you are asleep;
If you think that details are something that only somebody else has to worry about;
If you consider facts mere opinions that your opponents hold;
If you think that science is intended only to test the faith of the annointed;
you might be president
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