The Big Game (Corrected and Updated)

At 10 a.m. tomorrow, the Seahawks invade Patsieville, for The Big Game. How big is the game? It's going to make the police action in Korea look like a traffic stop, ok? If the Seahawks win, both they and the Patriots will be 4-1. If they lose, they drop to 3-2, into the Lame Mediocrity Division, and the Patriots are 5-0, set a new consecutive victory record, and roll on to Super Sunday.

The Seahawks are ready, and they've been preparing for this game all year (including during the fourth quarter last week). If they win they've served notice they're ready for the big show. If they lose, it's a long ride home. It's going to be a big game - it's going to make the Ice Bowl look like a luau, ok?

It's going to be a big game. Shannon Sharpe thinks Seattle can win, but it won't be easy. It's going to make the Charge of the Light Brigade look like sorority rush, ok? It's going to make the Thrilla in Manila look like a Milli Vanilli video! It's going to make Helm's Deep look like a hen party! It's going to make Ragnarok look like Woodstock! OK? It's going to be a BIG GAME!