Zamboni Explodes-Terrorism Suspected

The quiet solitude of Peterson Arena was abruptly and suddenly shaken by multiple explosions. The resulting fire made ice skating interesting and broomball downright hazardous. Said eye witness: "This is the most horrible act of suicide Zamboni bombing that I've ever seen."

Frank Zamboni states: "What horror hath I wrought on the world?"

Some good Zamboni Pics here.