January 03, 2005

The CIA Recommends Eisengeiste

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Hey CIA! Here's what you were looking for when you hit Eisengeiste!

Here are the details (keeping in mind a 0 second time doesn't mean they didn't read it).

Domain Name
cia.gov ? (United States Government)
IP Address
198.81.129.# (Various Registries)
Language Setting
English
Operating System
Microsoft WinNT
Browser
Internet Explorer 6.0
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 4.0)
Time of Visit
Jan 03 2005 7:48:11 am
Last Page View
Jan 03 2005 7:48:11 am
Visit Length
0 seconds
Page Views
1
Referring URL
http://www.google.co...i&btnG=Google+Search
Search Engine:google.com
Search Words:hiroshige tsunami
Visit Entry Page
http://eisengeiste.b...ngeiste_archive.html
Visit Exit Page
http://eisengeiste.b...ngeiste_archive.html
Time Zone
UTC-5:00
EST - Eastern Standard
EDT - Eastern Daylight Saving Time
Visitor's Time
Jan 03 2005 10:48:11 am

Interesting - the CIA is still using Explorer. Even I know that's a threat to national security. Also, why are they reading Eisengeiste looking for art on government time? And what are they doing over there with Google searches? They're just looking it up like the rest of us! I do that for free without trampling the constitution or imprisoning people forever without charges. Not to mention it's the CIA, why did it leave a record marked: CIA, and it's IP address? Can we play online games now? Can we hack it and get Jennifer Garner's number?

1 Comments:

Blogger The Sum of All Monkeys said...

The above comments do not reflect those of The Sum of All Monkeys.

The Sum of All Monkeys is a Big, big fan of the CIA's work and would never ever criticize the fine work you, uh I mean they do.

Keywords: ECHELON, CARNIVORE, CIA, BIG FAN, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, NO GITMO PLEASE.

January 4, 2005 at 4:46 PM  

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