Great IM Messages in History #1

Napoleanjesuis1: I am coming home in three days.
Josephine237: ?!?! :D
Napoleanjesuis1: Don't wash ;)

HNelson34: England Orders Every Man to Do His Duty
trflgarfleet: <]:l
HNelson34: *Expects* (sorry)

TheDesertFox: but we must release the panzers, immediately!!
Fuhrer1: wait til morning k?
TheDesertFox: But sir!
Fuhrer1: /}:^=(