A Short List of Enterprises Sanctioned By the Laws of Art

1. Birthing Pagan Goddesses
2. Good Governance
3. Floor Refinishing
4. Community Ice Skating
5. Annunciation (Very Popular)
6. Safe Sex
7. Extremely Unsafe Sex
8. Safe Painting
9. Lute Playing
10. War Crimes
11. Lunch
12. Fooling Around
13. Screaming and Popery
14. Surgery
15. Learning
16. Sailing
17. Aviation
18. Hanging Out
19. Pest Control
20. Fidgeting