Dr X. is Not Amused
Now that Bill O'Reilly has suggested that terrorists attack my neighborhood, I have lost my sense of humor about this. Here are the three largest recent national sponsors of The O'Reilly Factor:
- DaimlerChrysler
- Ford Motor Company
- General Motors Corporation
OK, are there any sponsors not headquartered in horrific industrial wastelands? Well, yes. Continuing down the list:
- Merck/Schering-Plough - Hah! Nice try Merck, you almost had me fooled with the NPR sponsorship.
- Mitsubishi - Same folks who built the Zero. I wouldn't mention the sex harassment stuff, that's old news.
- Capital One - The card's already in half.
- Sprint - Won't be using them.
- Best Buy - I have set foot in my last Best Buy store.
- Morgan Stanley - I will never again use the investment banking services of Morgan Stanley.
- UPS - From now on I'll Fedex it.
1 Comments:
Dear Companies Sponsoring Fox News,
You really, really, don't want to piss off Dr. X with your damned foolish financial support of O'Reilly's spittle spraying, proto-fascistic bloviating. It's not worth what may happen to you, although we are constrained from explaining further.
Let's just leave it that Dr. X has something more than a giant street puppet available as a resource of influence.
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