December 08, 2005

Bummer, Man

They waited 'til I was 44 to invent chess-boxing! I would have a contender, I'm telling you right now. In my day I could kick the ass of every chess master in town, and I could bamboozle a Blackmar-Diemer gambit on the finest boxers in the nation.

Hmm...is it really too late? Stallone's doing a Rocky movie, after all...

2 Comments:

Blogger VMM said...

Coming up next: the World Wrestling-Texas-Hold-Em Federation.

December 9, 2005 at 1:35 AM  
Blogger The Sum of All Monkeys said...

Much like the hybrid of chess & quarters I played in college.

December 10, 2005 at 9:43 PM  

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