Bummer, Man
They waited 'til I was 44 to invent chess-boxing! I would have a contender, I'm telling you right now. In my day I could kick the ass of every chess master in town, and I could bamboozle a Blackmar-Diemer gambit on the finest boxers in the nation.
Hmm...is it really too late? Stallone's doing a Rocky movie, after all...
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Coming up next: the World Wrestling-Texas-Hold-Em Federation.
Much like the hybrid of chess & quarters I played in college.
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