Samuel Alito and the holy oil
The Wall Street Journal has just reported that three Christian ministers claim to have snuck into a Senate hearing room in order to anoint the chairs that will be used for Samuel Alito's confirmation hearing next week.
"We did adequately apply oil to all the seats," the Rev. Rob Schenck tells the Journal. Schenck and his colleagues insisted that they aren't taking sides in the confirmation fight. But Schenck said that God is "interested" in "what goes on" in Alito's confirmation process.
I'm sure He's interested. And soon enough I'm guessing He'll turn His Infinite and Loving gaze on the democrats.
Just as soon as he's done torturing Ariel Sharon.
posted by The Sum of All Monkeys at 11:28 AM
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WHAT? THE? FUCK?
I hear Poseidon is interested in what's going on in the hearings, so I'm going to sacrifice a goat on the Senate floor.
I've decided that to "Pat your Robertson" should be the official Isengard.Gov euphemism for masturbation.
O pointy birds
O pointy pointy
Anoint my head
Anointy-nointy.
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