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In the most adorable study since kittens were conclusively demonstrated to be fuzzy and warm in the famous 1926 article "Kittens Near Yarn: Comparative Fur Morphology in States of Induced Agitation" in Annalen der Körperlichen Wissenschaftler von Nettemphänomene, babies are demonstrably altruistic at 18 months, helping scientists retrieve dropped items without so much as an expression of thanks.