My Heroes: Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart

For us Eisengeisters, I'm sure this is already-chewed-food, but the transcript is still deliciously satisfying:

Stephen Colbert:

"What are you implying, Jon? That O'Reilly and Geraldo are narcissists enthralled with their own overblown egos? Projecting their own petty insecurities on the world around them? Inventing false enemies for the sole purpose of bolstering their sense of self-importance? Itty-bitty Nixons, minus the relevance or a hint of vision? Shame on you!"

Joe Scarborough provides a nice ten-minute recap, which is, at present, the only positive thing I have to say about him.