August 10, 2006

We Fly to Alaska Tomorrow

The NY Times has reports of an attempt to blow up airplanes leaving Heathrow for the U.S. Details are few but the gist of the plan was to smuggle liquids that could be combined to create an explosive and use detonation devices hidden in personal electronic devices.

So now, no liquids will be allowed on airplanes: no bottles of water, eyedrops, sunscreen, shampoo...

Britain has just banned all carry-on luggage except personal effects carried in clear plastic bags.

I guess Buck Naked Airlines is just around the corner.

4 Comments:

Blogger VMM said...

What's next? "No snakes?"

August 10, 2006 at 10:59 AM  
Blogger VMM said...

http://www.craphound.com/images/liquids-on-a-plane.jpg

August 10, 2006 at 11:46 AM  
Blogger JAB said...

"Hoop Snakes Full of Nitrogylcerin on a Plane."

August 10, 2006 at 11:58 AM  
Blogger Undersecretary to the Deputy Commissariat said...

Here is the flight safety briefing they don't what you to hear:

Whenever "Flight 121" is mentioned, scream, "SNAAAAKES!"

Whenever anyone orders a drink on the plane, call out, "let's get legless!"

After the Asian ganster says anything, shout "…In bed."

Whenever anyone's says something that ends with "snakes," call out, "Motherfucking snakes!"

Have a nice flight. I'm a bachelor until Sunday. Call me!

August 10, 2006 at 2:22 PM  

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