Rodney Dangerfield Adds Insult to Injury

What an election, I tell ya. Whadda bunch of marooons. Whadda clutch of Republichumps.

This President, whadda night, eh? I feel for the guy. Spending the last week in Montana and Nebraska. For a moment there, I thought his neuron went dark.

I've heard of screwing the pooch, but shtupping a pachyderm? These greaseballs have commitment.

And that Rumsfeld, what a guy , what a guy. The only reason we didn't invade Syria is that's where he buys his suits.

And Rick Santorum, yeah. Nice concession speech, with the cute little waspy family all there, crying. I hope I'm not the one that has to tell him his son is gay.