Just to Bring You Up to Date

Dr. X posts this from the Exotic Poisons Resource Center, which is not affiliated with any organization, in Langley, Virginia.

"Just to bring you up to date:

• "Ex-KGB guy poisoned with weird radioactive shit. May have had it coming, who knows what these people do. I mean if he was exposing corruption in the KGB, how long did he think he was going to live?
  
• "And the guy he was meeting with, and his wife. OK, maybe they were in on it too.
• "And the former Prime Minister.
  
• "And the airplanes, which means everyone who flew on the planes and people who worked on them needs 'advice'.
  
• "Then there's the hotel they had to evacuate.
• "And Arsenal Stadium.
• "And somehow the Italian Prime Minister gets dragged into this.
  
• "This is problematic, because it is distracting attention from the UFO crash.
  

"And you know who's mad as hell about this? Putin.

"So shut up, unless you want some."