January 19, 2007

Is Alberto Gonzales Dick Cheney's Illegitimate Love-Child?

I'm just askin', is all.

(Oh, he pointed out to the Senate that there's no grant of Habeas Corpus in the Constitution. Just because the government can't take a right away, it doesn't meant that you had the right in the first place, he reasons.)

2 Comments:

Blogger JAB said...

This is exactly why I've been fond of the Ninth amendment, although it has historically had little legal force, and is largely ignored. It was a specific fear of the founders that the list of the Bill of Rights and the Constitution would be construed in exactly the way it is being now.

"The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."

So let's all share a hearty "fuck you" to Gonzales, one I'm sure Jefferson would enjoy.

January 20, 2007 at 11:32 AM  
Blogger The Sum of All Monkeys said...

If only we could tap into the energies produced by corpses spinning in their graves.

Collective output of our founding fathers could lift out dependancy on oil...

January 21, 2007 at 12:32 AM  

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