TODAY'S URGENT TROUSER HEADLINES

Vibrating trousers treat angina. -BBC (If read out loud, t is recommend that one pronounce this headline slowly and carefully.)

Trousers Pocketed. -Glasgow Daily Record.

State Market Index Reports: Trousers. The Economic trousers matrix. Apparently.

Emergency Budget Allocation for Trousers.

Also discussed was the proposal by the fire department to upgrade its trousers to military-style multi-pocket pants that would allow firefighters to carry special equipment required for certain aspects of their job, Deputy Fire Chief Jaye Giampaolo said. Money for those purchases was cut by the Board of Public Safety, but Dalla Valle said that $7,540 of the $12,351 cut should be reinstated.

Toronto.

"Don't Put Meat Cleaver in Trousers." Singtao Daily. Fascists!

Tehran warns women over tight trousers. Men are not exempted. Protest ends.

American Trouser Plant Closing! Mississippi.