Those Discrete Quotation Marks

Dr. X posts this from the Main Editorial Office:

"The BBC discretely questions the quality of the crap they are being fed with this headline:
"- US Kills '25 Militants' in Iraq

"Future Headlines:

"- US Kills '25 Militants' in 'Iraq' - ...or what's left of it

"- 'US' Kills '25 Militants' in 'Iraq' - Or was that Blackwater?

"It's the killing part we can be sure of. Everything else is pretty much up for grabs."