Blog Topics You Are Unlikely to See Here

1. When will the extremely deserving Golden Retriever finally win Westminster?

2. If Mitt Romney didn't say it, I don't believe it!

3. Clear Channel has done for Music what Abraham Lincoln did for the Union.

4. Not only did America never land on the Moon; the real truth is, America never even made it to Hawaii.

5. Daring pharmaceutical companies keep pushing forward our amazing national health care accomplishments!

6. Celine Dion's Vegas show has closed: How sad I am.

7. How can we keep our children safe from this national crisis of man-eating tigers?

8. If only Rudy Giulianni would quit being so reticent and start talking up his interesting experiences on September 11, 2001.

9. Aliens ARE among us, and have taken all the quality furniture.

10. This Microsoft product has made my life so much easier. And this Apple product? So much cooler.