Letter to Tully's

Dear Customer Service,

I am begging you.

I can no longer stand the endless repetition of the same 50 or so songs at my local Tully's in Seattle. It's fifty feet from my house and I am about to stop coming here.

Stop it. Stop it now. For the love of all that is holy, stop forcing your poor employees to repeat these crappy pop songs endlessly, endlessly, endlessly, endlessly, endlessly, endlessly, endlessly, endlessly, endlessly.

Repetition is irritating, isn't it?

Thank you for your kind attention.

Sincerely Yours,

First Sea Lord