What Was the Bush Adminstration Like?

How we will try to explain it, pithily, to future generations:

- The Bush Administration was like a kidney stone with spikes on it.

- The Bush Administration was like waking up everyday and someone slapping you in the face.

- The Bush Administration was like your teenage son describing what happened to the car when he calls from the police station to explain the impending lawsuit.

- The Bush Administration was like dating the most beautiful woman in the world and then losing her to a slimy, lying rapist coke dealer who still somehow manages to lose money.

- The Bush Administration was like someone telling the following joke:

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Every day, for eight years, as told by your boss, who expects you to laugh at it.

- The Bush Administration was like getting mugged with a sockful of puppy shit the mugger kept calling "America."

- The Bush Administration was like researching your family tree, only to reconnect with Grandpa Himmler.

-It was like a chinchilla milkshake.

- It was like they let the arrogant frat boy suck-up in the college comedy movie run the country. (Excuse me, that was really more descriptive than analogous. )

- It was like a waiting in line at the DMV -for a living.

- It was an endless dirigible-born bullshit bombing.

- It was like being trapped in an endless negotiation for a Buick that you didn't want with a greasy salesman who wouldn't shut up.

- It was like having to turn off Windows features before you could get a deadline grant proposal printed.


HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE IT? EDIT RIGHT IN BELOW:

It was like having an idiot for a boss who insisted the lyrics were "This land is my land, this land is my land..."

It was like invasion of of the body snatchers, only instead of turning into pod people, huge swaths of the country turned into strange beings incapable of critical thought.

It was handing a great deal of trust and responsibility to someone and have them act like a teenager who just been handed hard liquor and the keys to a Ferrari instead.