For the Laird

I hope this will clear up any questions about the suffering of the affluent.

About schadenfreude...to paraphrase Rick, there are some German things I suggest you not import. Others include:

• Schopenhauer
• Nietzsche
• Hegel
  
• Clausewitz
• That gay cannibal guy

I think BMWs are still ok, but you're better off getting one used.