Thank you, Mrs. Palin!

A few days ago, I was wracking my brain to come up with a new fantasy football team name. Though the Earmarky Marks represents a proud tradition, I needed to find something new and topical, that expresses the spirit in which I will compete in the upcoming season: Death Panel.

Just to be clear, unlike Palin's nuanced and subtle elucidation, my team will literally be a Death Panel.