February 06, 2010

Where to try terrorists

David Rees makes the case for trying Khalid Sheikh Muhammed at the Dollar Store in Newburgh, NY:
A dollar store? Hell yeah. He’ll be like, “What is this? Some kind of special courtroom where you only try the toughest bad-asses?” And we’re like, “No, it’s a goddamn dollar store, you goof. Look, do you want a wack-ass, stinky-smelling spatula from China that’s like 3/4 the size of a normal spatula? I’ll buy it for you because it ONLY COSTS A DOLLAR.”

1 Comments:

Blogger The Front said...

I would really like to see the whole criminal justice system outsourced to Turkey.

February 6, 2010 at 10:04 PM  

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