Let's Dip Into Some of the Lesser-Known Contents of Humanity's Expanding Sack of Apocolypse-Enabling Technologies

1. Pathogenic Viral Marketing
2. A.I. Vacuum Cleaners That Sense Human Weakness
3. New Anti-Social Networking Site Featuring 140 Characters of Hatred
4. High Energy Proton-Blasting Leaf Accelerator
5. All Potatoes Now Cloned from the World's Most Intelligent Potato, Cheryl
6. Brain-Damaging Chemical Spreading in Contents of Simple Red Plastic Cups
7. American Plastic Council's "War Against the Pacific"
8. 5th Genetic Modification of Fetus is Free
9. Nanobot Yogurt
10. Liquid-fuel Internal Combustion
11. Electric Power Generation
12. Guns
13. Machetes
14. Pointed Sticks
15. Rocks
16. Monotheism
17. Computers
18. Books
19. Social Class
20. The Pimp Hand