You go Ted!

Haggard now says his scandal is helping him reach out to people: "It's amazing. People tell me everything. That never happened when we were respectable."

"I cuss now," he also boasts.


My favorite line from this whole episode is:

a massage gone awry

Really?  What does that even mean?  As in "I went to get a massage...and something went horribly wrong...and then I had an earth-shaking orgasm." 

I guess I'm not quite following the narrative there.

Thank you TPM Muckraker.