In which I delegate this mission to my minions

As I subscribe to Gould's view of non-overlapping magisteria, further debate is pointless.

At the same time, however, I would hope to find a way to encourage you to modify your views, which I regard as muddled, empirical, and deterministic (the latter two not technically capable of coexistence). Since argumentation is unlikely to achieve this, I have settled on the development of an army of battle droids that will fire randomly while quoting liberally from the work of William James:



I trust this will resolve matters satisfactorily.