The Cressbeckler Stance!

If somehow you've missed it, it's the Crotchetiest Semi-Literate Ex-Gold Prospector political commentator in America, Joad Cressbeckler.

Alaskans will be reminded of Joe Vogler.  And by Joe Vogler, I of course mean Ted Stevens.

You're welcome.

Semi-Literate Former Gold Prospector Given Own Cable News Show

Joad Cressbeckler Fears Genetic Modification Causes 'Wrath-Minded Taters'

Joad Cressbeckler: NASA Honeyfuggling America With Nonsense Space Dreams 

Joad Cressbeckler: Homosexuality A Necessity On Cold Mountaintops

Joad Cressbeckler: Immigrants Who Survive Arizona Desert Deserve Citizenship

Joad Cressbeckler Denies He Incited Mob To Drag Congressman Through Briar Patch

The Original: Election '08: Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate Threatens McCain