How can we possibly save these delicate eco-systems?

Scientists baffled as our waters are invaded by giant cannibal shrimp, which are, according to reports, delicious.

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This really should be a government program of some kind - a job-creating environmental program that improves needy people's access to high quality seafood products.  I really can't quite get the punchline, though...something like...

• Fork-ready...!
• Cash for crustaceans...!
• It's a new prawn in America...!

Could even get bipartisan with it - after all, it really does prove the virtue of shellfishness.